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ibeggedformercytwice: “ viperf0x: “ someones-entire-world: “ mosshospital: “ i just laughed so hard fuck ” I’mdying ” #I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY...
mosshospital

i just laughed so hard fuck

someones-entire-world

I’mdying

viperf0x

#I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY SPOCKINGBIRD….

FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

ibeggedformercytwice

Spockingbird omfg

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digivolvin

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

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Narcissus wrote this

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I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

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i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

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just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

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I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

mckenziekatherine

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

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